Best breakfast
wants
you!
Win a job with the Sidemen as Chief Cereal Officer
That’s right, Stan, this is the dream. A grand an hour. Taste testing. Secret missions. New drops. And unlimited BEST cereal. Are you our next CCO? Let’s find out.
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You ready? BEST and The Sidemen are looking for the next big thing in the glorious world of milk and pillowy wheat puffs. We’re searching for a Chief Cereal Officer to be our head taste tester for brand new flavours, take part in closely guarded, top secret missions and dive right into Sidemen social videos. Of course, you’re obviously a cereal lover – you talk about it, dream about it, your entire cupboard might even be stacked with it. Preferably BEST*.
You know what they say, do what you love and the money will follow. Well, this cereal brand is ready to slap down £1,000ph for the right superstar. We’re after top drawer tasting talent – especially if you bring your own spoon. You’ll ‘work’ side-by-side with The Sidemen, bringing your knowledge and expertise into BEST. You’ll advise on flavour profiles, crunch consistency and milk absorption rates. Well, not really, but you will help us decide if it tastes the BEST.
Oh, and you’ll join hush hush launches which, by their very nature, we obviously can’t say anymore about. It’s the dream job – no – probably the best job in the world.
*PS. Not that we’d hold it against you if it isn’t.
****PPS. You should really consider if this is the right role for you.
So, you’re in. We knew it, breakfast boss. To throw your spoon into the mix, it’s simple. All you have to do is write to us, in any way you see fit, with the reason you believe you’re ‘the one’ and should win. We call this your cereal verification (CV). Tell us why you have the skills to be our Chief Cereal Officer; we’re looking for things like taste expertise, cereal wisdom and remarkable flavour creativity. Obviously, the more detail the better… but you can keep short, sweet and super simple if you want. Then send it by post to the PO Box in the rules below by November 5th. Remember, remember, the 5th of November.
To show us you’re a BEST Cereal lover, you should also send us at least ONE Collector’s Token from the back of a box of BEST. Not saying you need to send us any more but, being real, it would be extremely favourable. You know what it says on the box – good things come to those who collect. We trust that if you’re a true connoisseur, you’ll have dozens. Or you’ll get them. Love always finds a way.
Anywho, don’t sweat if you’re fresh out of tokens. But here’s a gentle reminder for your future with BEST: don’t throw them away. You never know what they might turn into next. In fact, you might want to start saving them up…
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To enter, send your application to;
PO Box
SIDEMEN PROJECT 1 LIMITED
86-90 Paul Street London,
EC2A 4NE
UK
All applications have to be in our hands by 23.59pm, November 5th, 2024 else they won’t be counted. It’s free to enter and, technically, you can send us as many applications as you want. We don’t mind.
This is a job you can apply for but will ultimately win, chosen by The Sidemen. In pompous legal speak it’s called a ‘game of skill’. On your first (and only) day, you’ll work with The Sidemen for one hour as our Chief Cereal Officer, imparting untold levels of cereal advice to our team. I’m sure you can see now what’s going on with the salary. You’ll be paid £1,000 for one hour’s not-so-hard work.
Unlike other brands, we will not be keeping your details on file for future roles. That’s what the marketing industry likes to call data capture. We’re not into it – this is just a game. So all your personal details will be shredded come sunrise after the deadline.
Good luck.
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